Kick ass sure fire trick to grab more RSS subscriber.

So as you are reading this post, I guess you are probably looking for some kick ass ways to increase the number of RSS subscribers. Probably hundreds of thousands of other new bloggers, may be struggling harder right now to increase their RSS number than to share their bed with their girl friends! So let me try to kick your ass give you a kick ass start.

Email scamming! Not email scamming!

Probably it’s already hundred if not thousand (not hundred thousand!) times I have heard read someone screaming online, “Build you own email list, Don’t let your visitors go away or you will be kicking your ASS in front of your fat ass girl friend!! Yap you heard it right”

Well I do have a very big email list :), list of friends! Although I know it’s not going to do the marketing job, I’m currently trying to build an email address email list now. So I’ll try to shed some lights on this in future.

Okay so while you build your list, lets tweak your email signature. I’m not going to ask you to put your web address, instead I’m going to ask you to copy your feed Url and save it as your signature. Now what do we call it? The mail spamming way? Ha Ha.

Guest blogging

So what’s the hidden relation between the RSS subscription and guest blogging? Guest blogging is a great idea. Grab attention of a good blog or simply ask him out I mean ask him if he wants to give you a chance to guest blog on his blog. And when you get the permission, ask him if he is kind enough to allow you to put your RSS feed url in the introduction section. So what if you got the permission? That’s great my friend! You are on! Get down to business and put your feed Url.

Or if he doesn’t agree, simply go for the blog url.

Through comments

Do you leave comments on other blogs? Well I do. I believe in “everyone gets a comment until I’m bored’ policy. That means every time I visit a blog, it gets a comment from me. This is a win - win situation for both of us. You get some curious visitors in exchange of your witty comments and the other blogger gets a comment. But lets turn into an evil blogger. Put down your blog feed Url in the “Website” section of the comment box. DO NOT PASTE THE URL BELOW YOUR TYPED COMMENT. Putting the Url in the “website” section of the comment box wont be treated as comment spam but you will get flagged for the Url you have below your typed comment.

I’m an not an asshole! You better explain in plain English.

Unless you are a big fat dumb! You’ve already figured out what’s going on. Just incase you are sill wondering, You have all the comment Url pointed to your feed subscription page. So whenever some one clicks to any of the Urls regardless the comments you’ve left or on your email signature, he gets the message if he wants to subscribe to your feed.

If he clicks “Yes”, voila! You got another subscriber.

However this might not be the perfect method and the number of subscribers might decrease anytime but if you are smart enough and have some good content that might be able to keep the eye bolls sticking, you will do just fine. Some cleavage shots by Lindsey Lohan will do the job for you

Hey! I know Where you looking at

So if you are still scratching your ass, stop it now and start commenting.

I don’t mind feed Url on the comments of my blog. And when you reach your magic number, you know where did it start

Caution!

- Don’t put the feed Url if you are looking for a quality high PR back link.

- Once you have reached your magic number, change it into your blog Url.

- You better watch your ass just so you don’t get busted

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